im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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