Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
either way he was missing a nipple.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
