I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
foreskin is a definite game changer
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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