Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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