You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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