Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
