Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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