Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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