Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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