is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm like, not good at living.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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