I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
