Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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