Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
from now on my penis is your penis
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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