How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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