Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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