: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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