we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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