i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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