she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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