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(512): View more from Texas

i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"

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(260): View more from Indiana

You told him you loved him!?

(1-260): View more from Indiana

I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.

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(515): View more from Iowa

im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first

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(513): View more from Ohio

Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter

(1-513): View more from Ohio

You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.

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