Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
is it fun? or sober?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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