Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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