Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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