Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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