I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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