Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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