It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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