But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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