I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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