The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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