i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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