I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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