Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize