My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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