Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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