covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
