I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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