Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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