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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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