What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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