marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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