shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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