these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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