is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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