I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
