i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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