There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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