My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
