i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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