I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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This baby is an asshole
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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