i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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