Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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