They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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