I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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