Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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