I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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