you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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