is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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