so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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