i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
The ass gains better be worth it
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