He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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